Posted by Brent on Dec 14, 2008 in
Shenanigans (09:08:37 AM) Chad : GRR
(09:08:43 AM) Chad : server** times out.
(09:08:53 AM) Chad : http://www.****.com/ times out
(09:08:55 AM) Chad : https://www.**************************************
(09:09:23 AM) Roger: they’re not timing out for me.
(09:09:25 AM) Chad : I’m not able to ping it. It just sits.
(09:10:29 AM) Chad : I can’t load it up through www.ninjacloak.com
(09:10:51 AM) Roger: in that case I’ll restart csf (firewall)
((09:10:54 AM) Chad : Thanks.
(09:13:07 AM) Chad : How long does that usually take?
(09:13:21 AM) Roger: usually it takes 1 minute. This time it seems to be hanging.
(09:13:33 AM) Roger: this is as far as I got…
[roger4 ~]$ sudo service csf restart
Stopping csf:
(09:13:47 AM) Roger: oh good, we’re making progress now.
(09:13:51 AM) Chad : woot.
(09:14:05 AM) Roger: now I’m this far…
[roger4 ~]$ sudo service csf restart
Stopping csf:iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
[ OK ]
Starting csf:
(09:14:19 AM) Roger: but that part about Resource temporarily unavailable is kinda concerning.
(09:14:55 AM) Chad : FAIL
(09:15:57 AM) Chad : http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-safety-block-fail.jpg
(09:16:47 AM) Roger: lol
(09:20:00 AM) Chad : Um
(09:20:06 AM) Chad : firweall fixed or still churning?
(09:20:23 AM) Roger: i got this far…
[roger4 ~]$ sudo service csf restart
Stopping csf:iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
[ OK ]
Starting csf:iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
iptables: Resource temporarily unavailable
(09:20:32 AM) Chad : oh nice
(09:20:35 AM) Chad : Admin tattling time?
(09:21:16 AM) Roger: if they were here. both Sean and Craig have gone to Bldg H and Bldg D respectively, so I’m playing admin and dealing with purples now.
(09:22:00 AM) Chad : Gr.
(09:22:54 AM) Chad : Make Adam fix it.
(09:28:32 AM) Roger: good idea
(09:30:04 AM) Roger: well, it finally finished. go ahead and try your proxy sites again.
(09:30:29 AM) Chad : Failing
(09:30:30 AM) Chad : still
(09:31:10 AM) Roger: fine
(09:31:48 AM) Roger: apparently that server is a ddos box, so restarting the firewall was a bad thing for me to do.
(09:33:41 AM) Roger: so… i don’t wanna help your customer anymore. If they need more help, ask Adam.
Posted by Brent on Dec 3, 2008 in
Shenanigans (2:58:49 PM) You feel a disturbance in the force…
(2:59:01 PM) Nathan : i beg to differ on the hotter girl statement 
(2:59:19 PM) Brent: LMAO!!!
(2:59:54 PM) Nathan : should i be worried
(2:59:58 PM) Brent: LOL
(3:00:07 PM) Brent: no
(3:00:10 PM) Nathan : I’m gonna be taking a police escort home tonight
(3:00:13 PM) Brent: lol
(3:00:24 PM) Brent: apparently people want to buy it from you too..
(3:00:30 PM) Nathan : yes
(3:00:33 PM) Brent: I really wanted an ipod
(3:00:41 PM) Brent: ps3 is cool, but meh
(3:00:49 PM) Nathan : the bidding started at 200 and is now up to 360
(3:01:01 PM) Nathan : I’m not sure I’ll be selling it though
(3:01:07 PM) Brent: why not?
(3:01:18 PM) Brent: you want a ps3 that much?
(3:01:33 PM) Nathan : I’m not sure
(3:01:37 PM) Nathan : that’s the problem
(3:01:39 PM) Brent: I’d sell it for $400
(3:01:43 PM) Brent: in an INSTANT
(3:01:45 PM) Nathan : i already have a Wii
(3:01:51 PM) Brent: granted, I have a wedding to pay for
(3:02:24 PM) Nathan : my wife would probably never allow me to buy a ps3, so this takes care of that little problem
(3:02:46 PM) Brent: but $400… man, that’s a good Christmas for the both of you
(3:02:59 PM) Nathan : if i sell it, the money would probably turn into drapes
(3:03:03 PM) Nathan : or dishes
(3:03:14 PM) Brent: …. whipped much?
(3:03:21 PM) Nathan : or toiletteries
(3:03:34 PM) Nathan : I’m pretty sure i spelled that wrong
(3:03:46 PM) Brent: yea, but I can’t spell either
(3:04:02 PM) Nathan : a ps3 would be a pretty good Christmas for me
(3:04:07 PM) Brent: then keep it.
(3:04:12 PM) Brent: I mean, 100% up to you.
(3:04:17 PM) Nathan : really?
(3:04:22 PM) Brent: lol
(3:04:22 PM) Nathan : i get to decide?
(3:04:25 PM) Nathan : sweet
(3:04:30 PM) Nathan : in that case…
(3:04:32 PM) Brent: yes. ignore your wife too.
(3:04:38 PM) Brent: ignore the money calling your name
(3:04:41 PM) Nathan : oh don’t worry, i will
(3:04:45 PM) Brent: all that fun stuff
(3:04:47 PM) Brent: lol
Posted by Brent on Dec 3, 2008 in
Shenanigans (2:45:54 PM) Brent: dude.. I’m actually kinda pissed that I didn’t win anything.. am I really that shallow??
(2:46:08 PM) Mike : ahhhahaha, apparently!
(2:46:16 PM) Mike : i didn’t win anything either. don’t feel bad.
(2:47:48 PM) Brent: yea.. but still.
(2:48:00 PM) Brent: I’m just a freaking whiner. it’s sad
(2:48:13 PM) Mike : LMFAO
(2:48:21 PM) Mike : .. at least you know..?
(2:48:48 PM) Brent: die fastlier
(2:49:06 PM) Mike : LOL
(2:53:49 PM) Mike : don’t get wild on ME!
(2:53:58 PM) Mike : mug nathan in the parking lot.
(2:54:03 PM) Brent: nah.
(2:54:11 PM) Brent: besides. I ahev a hotter girl than anyone else here
(2:54:19 PM) Mike : actually, don’t attack the man that rips off people’s arms.
(2:55:08 PM) Brent: I coudl take him… if I have my car
(2:55:28 PM) Mike : .. and you came up from behind.
(2:55:35 PM) Mike : .. going no less than 43mph.
(2:55:56 PM) Brent: well, MAYBE 41… maybe…
(2:56:22 PM) Mike : perhaps if you caught him tying his shoe.
(2:56:34 PM) Brent: yea…
(2:56:42 PM) Brent: wait, do you have your 9mm?
(2:56:48 PM) Mike : ROFLMFAO
(2:56:57 PM) Brent: it would only take 2 clips!!
(2:57:00 PM) Brent: that would work!
(2:57:06 PM) Mike : he’s bulletproof from 90 degree angles.
(2:57:15 PM) Brent: okay, 3 clips
(2:57:18 PM) Mike : LMFAO
Posted by Brent on Nov 8, 2008 in
Shenanigans Mike:
stabbing stupid people shouldn’t be illegal.
Brent:
I agree. What brings this on?
Mike:
nothing in particular. that’s just a thought i have rolling around in the background of my mind at all times. it’s on repeat. permanently.
Brent:
understand. mine too.
I think we should install a chip in babies that activates when they turn 18 that shocks the hell out of them if they do something stupid. If they repeat offend the voltage kicks up until they die from thier own stupidity.
Mike:
I’d totally hack into THAT system and just cause all kinds of people to fry like an egg.
Brent:
but, if the system WORKS you don’t NEED to. they would fry themselves
Mike:
people would walk by, see some big-ass piece of burnt bacon on the road, and just assume, “jesus Christ, he must have done something RETARDED.”
Brent:
SDLFMDSLAFMSDALMFLFML!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike:
I’d be up in a tree with a remote control laughing hysterically.
dude. f#@% gay marriage and saving the whales. let’s put this baby-embedding fry-o-matic to a vote RIGHT NOW.
Posted by Brent on Nov 2, 2008 in
Shenanigans Mike:
how f#@%ed up is it that all the nice apartments I’ve been looking at are all income restricted housing?
people get rewarded with nicer places for making less.
Brent:
… like, you make too much?
Mike:
yeah.
Brent:
dude.. f#@%ing lame…
Mike:
like this one place I’m looking at- f#@%ing CLEAN, dude. these places are PIMPED out.
way nice and new.
for two people to live there, the TOTAL income of both people can’t exceed $32k.
i do more than that alone.
Brent:
yea, but even thought they are nice, the people that get to live there are trailer trash, so you don’t want to live there anyway
Mike:
f#@% that. I’m trying to scam my way in.
living in a nice-ass place for only like $700? are you kidding me? I’ll put up with neighbor shenanigans.
Brent:
neighbor putting his wife’s head through the wall into your apartment shenanigans?
Mike:
for SHIZZLE.
I’m strapped now, son. bring it.
LOL
Brent:
LMFAO
Mike:
if that smashed head makes it through the drywall into MY apartment, I’m shooting it.
LMFAO
wouldn’t THAT be adding insult to injury? your husband beats the s#!t out of you, and throws you into the neighbor’s house where you end up getting SHOT?? ROFLMFAO
Brent:
LDFMGLSDFMGDFLSML!!!
Posted by Brent on Nov 2, 2008 in
Shenanigans Mike: the new blingy hiphop that these kids are listening to now’a days..
man. i just don’t get it.
Brent: the FREAK??
Mike: ughh, I forgot you hate ALL hiphop. nevermind.
Brent: yes, I would love some Albuquerque in my pasta juice…
Mike: well who WOULDN’T?
Brent: it makes it spicy
Mike: dude, Albuquerque is NOT a good place for someone with OCD to be.
Brent: LMFAO yea, I can see that
Mike: i had a hard time getting out of my car.
i had the air conditioner just rotate the cabin air. i didn’t want cross-contamination to occur.
Brent: LOL!!!
Posted by Brent on Oct 20, 2008 in
Shenanigans (3:00:52 PM) Mike : I hate this day.
(3:01:44 PM) Brent: and this day hates you so bad that it is spilling over onto me…..
(3:02:23 PM) Mike : ROFLMFAO
(3:02:32 PM) Mike : splash damage.
(3:03:10 PM) Brent: yea.. the same way that nuclear bombs give splash damage in a 100 foot radius around the blast zone…
(3:03:26 PM) Mike : ROLFJERLKSGNTRKLGNDZXDKRNHBKGNCKRTFGEARF
(3:03:51 PM) Brent: or newcular… if you’re from Texas…
(3:04:14 PM) Mike : newqueler.
(3:04:20 PM) Mike : ftw.
(3:04:27 PM) Brent: newkewleer
(3:04:36 PM) Brent: they don’t know what “q”s are dude
(3:04:55 PM) Mike : knewKUEler?
(3:05:27 PM) Brent: silent “k”s ?? what is THIS nonesense??
(3:05:41 PM) Mike : i bet they could spell “Smith and Wesson” right, those f#@%ing worthless wrangler wearing brokeback s#!ts.
(3:05:47 PM) Brent: FSDOFMSDLAFMDSLAMLML!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Brent on Oct 18, 2008 in
Shenanigans (9:43:28 PM) Jeremy Y: http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_08-09gallery/1024/toby_possessed.jpg
(9:43:37 PM) Jeremy Y: I think I’ll do this for Halloween
(9:43:48 PM) Jeremy Y: lord knows I have enough eyeliner in my house…
(9:43:54 PM) Brent: oh YEA!! that was a cool episode (s)
(9:44:02 PM) Brent: that would be cool
(9:44:31 PM) Jeremy Y: if only I could find red contacts in my prescription strength…
(9:44:46 PM) Jeremy Y: and had a skinny face
(9:44:47 PM) Brent: THAT is the kicker
(9:45:12 PM) Brent: LOL, yea, not much you can do there before halloween.. cept maybe a vaccume attached to a sarynge
(9:46:29 PM) Brent: wow.. my spelling just went to shit…
(9:47:05 PM) Jeremy Y: yeah, it really really did
(9:47:08 PM) Jeremy Y: wow
(9:47:10 PM) Brent: i mean wow
(9:47:17 PM) Brent: what the freak is a sarynge?
(9:47:25 PM) Jeremy Y: I grant you a do-over
(9:48:17 PM) Brent: not much you can do there before Halloween.. cept maybe a vacuum attached to a syringe
(9:48:32 PM) Brent: holy JESUS that looks better
(9:48:38 PM) Jeremy Y: very holy Jesus
(9:49:09 PM) Brent: I still don’t know what a sarynge is…..
(9:49:31 PM) Jeremy Y: it’s an inside out larynx
(9:49:48 PM) Brent: LMDSOMDFSALM!!1
Posted by Brent on Oct 18, 2008 in
Shenanigans (1:47:54 PM) David : my brother collected a steaming pile of dog poo and then sealed it up in a can and pasted a label of bean paste on it and gave it to my other brother who asked us if we thought it had gone bad because of its smell.
(1:48:23 PM) Brent: …..
(1:48:26 PM) Brent: AWESOME!!
(1:48:53 PM) David : My other brother told him the only way to tell is to taste it. And gave him crackers to clean his palette
(1:48:57 PM) David : LOL
(1:49:01 PM) Brent: DGLDSKMLSFMDSAFLMDLSMFLGRLEKAGROEGKALERGKLAERKM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:49:12 PM) Brent: your brother is EVIL in the most AWESOME way
(1:49:20 PM) David : My older brother was too nice which gave it away
(1:49:30 PM) David : my younger brother got suspicious
(1:49:54 PM) David : and of course through it away
(1:50:05 PM) Brent: yea.. smart boy
(1:50:07 PM) David : it was a great laugh though
(1:50:24 PM) David : even my little brother had to appreciate all the work gone into it
(1:58:48 PM) Brent: I must say, that’s an impressive shenanigan
Posted by Brent on Oct 18, 2008 in
Shenanigans (12:03:19 PM) Katie : Awesome. Then we’ll have less customers calling to complain. ty.
(12:03:39 PM) James : We’re trying.
(12:03:43 PM) James : Must…change…
(12:03:50 PM) James : …superhero….outfit….
(12:04:00 PM) James : Dang it, no phone booths when you need ‘em.
(12:04:21 PM) Katie : lol
(12:04:25 PM) Katie : Good luck.
(12:05:50 PM) James : Drat. Our hero has gained a few pounds since last donning the uniform….utility belt needs another hole punched.
(12:27:30 PM) James : Okay, the heck with the belt, I need suspenders, crud, maybe even a girdle.
(12:27:41 PM) James : I wonder if they make those bullet proof.
(12:27:56 PM) James : Hm, yeah, would need some flame retardant properties too.
(12:28:28 PM) James : *ooof…argh….ungh…*
(12:29:38 PM) James : Let’s see, figure the velocity I would need, multiply by height of building I need to jump off, subtract the tensile strength of the uniform…..7 story building….must go down town.
(12:41:54 PM) Katie : You think spandex would stretch easier. lol jk
(12:42:06 PM) Katie : :-[
(12:42:39 PM) James : It’s not spandex. It’s flame retardant, bullet proof, adamantium.